//Aisle16 Fashion

When HI-MEN magazine branded Aisle16 “the hottest hunks of cool retro-stylus” they weren’t just unnecessarily hyperbolising. Aisle16 take their ‘look’ very seriously, and so they should – last season’s shirt can mean a broken heart. BUMMER!

And now the boys lift the lid on their MEGA HOT fashion tips for summer!!

Luke: Hey there. I think fashion is all about ACCESSORIES! Sometimes I don’t even wear clothes. My favourite accessory is a VISOR made from BONE CHINA, my girlfriend says it’s PRETENTIOUS, but I don’t know what that means, so it doesn’t matter. Remember, and all the cool Fashion mags agree with me, NEVER UNDER-accessorise – you’ll look like a DORK!

Ross: Sometimes I feel uncomfortable with the FASHION world. I’m into the TRUTH, and I think that FASHION can tell LIES. NOT COOL! I’m REALLY Anti-FUR. Killing stuff SUCKS! That said, I’m not a GOOF-OFF when it comes to looking groovy. I think DISTRESSED DEMIN is SEXY, so I wear a lot of that.

Chris: What gives each member of Aisle16 their own sense of Me-ness is their ‘THING.’ Everyone’s got to have a THING. I tie a long piece of black cloth around my hand. That’s my THING. It’s STREET SIDE. I NEVER take it off, but if I like a girl I let her play with it.

Joel: Does my beard count as FASHION? Oh cool, well my top tip is definitely to grow a BEARD! Even if you’re a girl.